I was sitting at the front table during class and I happened to be next to the pencil sharpener. As I was there, I witnessed many students walk up to the sharpen their pencil and JAM it in the hole. Oh boy I thought. Most students don't know that there is a technique so they default to brut strength to get the job done. Boy of boy do they have a lot to learn but that's a whole different topic for another day.
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My prized pencil sharpener and great poster ;) |
As it had been a long day, I started to think like a pencil sharpener and these are some things that I think it would like to say.
"Wow, you really do sharpen your pencil a lot. Get back to work!"
"Ouch ouch that hurts! You need to be gentle with me"
"Could somebody please clean me, it's dirty in here!"
"Ohhh, you must use a Ticonderoga pencil. Best in the world!"
Then again, pencil sharpeners don't talk. Probably better off that way! Have a great day!
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